Oh Bolivia, we barely got to know you. I wish we could have stayed longer. Journeying through Bolivia in just under a
week was both fascinating and highly disorienting. Just our eating alone was all over the
place. We went to the mall and ate at
Subway. We had salteñas (like empanadas)
and the most delicious limonada con leche at a neighborhood joint. We ate salt-marianated chicken that had
cooked for 8 hours in an oven. We had
room service at the Ritz. One night, we
had delectable swiss fondue and spaetzle.
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Ruby is ready for the desert |
Our accommodations ranged from a friendly and basic hostal
in Copacabana to the Ritz Apart Hotel in La Paz (home of the best shower in
South America). One night, we slept in a
hotel made out of salt. We also slept at
the most basic of hostals in the southern Bolivian desert at 14,500’ of
elevation.
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Our room at the Palacio del Sal in Colchani, Bolivia |
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Salt block ceiling |
Our activities? We
mixed with Good Friday pilgrims in Copacabana and got blessed with holy water
at the conclusion of Easter Mass at La Paz’s San Francisco Cathedral. We humiliated ourselves at a carnival game
that required us to kick a soccer ball and knock down stacked cups a mere two
feet away. We wandered the witch’s
market in El Alto and sampled cherimoya (my new favorite fruit).
We attended the Sunday afternoon ritual of cholita
wrestling. Lest you feminists get bent
out of shape, the cholitas (indigenous women in traditional garb) totally
rock. They hoist their opponents over
their shoulders and throw them down.
They also sit on their faces and light their pants on fire.
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Aerobie Pro! |
We played Frisbee on the world’s largest and highest salt
flat (12,000 square kilometres). Ruby
and I played violin (Bach) on said salt flat.
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Bach on the Salar de Uyuni |
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Resting on Isla Incahuasi, a coral island in the middle of the salt flat |
We also met an odd mix of people.
There was the Swiss waiter in La Paz who is
married to a Bolivian, telling us how Bolivia is so much more entrepreneurial
than Europe (not hard to believe). But, in Bolivia, it’s
better to have just enough money for your business rather than too much.
(How much is too much?)
There was Hilario, the lovely but most introverted and
low-talking tour guide in the world.
And
how could we forget the young British couple we met cycling in the desert?
They’re on 3-year bicycle trip that has
already taken them through Europe and Africa.
Right now, they’re en route to Alaska from Ushuaia.
They’re
blogging,
There was also the large tour group from Hong Kong who we
met in the middle of the salt flat and two lovely German/Chinese couples at the
salt hotel. It was the perfect
opportunity for the kids to practice their key phrases in German and
Chinese: “Gibts du mir die butter,
bitte,” (please pass the butter) and “Ching ni zhuao wo di be” (please scratch
my back).
At the end of this crazy week, what will I remember most
vividly about Bolivia? The
altiplano.
Long before I came to Bolivia, I had developed a fascination
with the altiplano. One of the highest
plateaus in the world, the altiplano is a lonely place that is good for growing
potatoes and herding alpacas and llamas, and not much else. La Paz, a city of almost 2 million, rests on
the altiplano. We traveled across it by
bus from Copacabana to La Paz. The only
signs of human habitation for hours after we left Lake Titicaca behind were
small settlements of adobe and red brick houses, mostly unfinished, and animal
pens with adobe fencing. Groups of
people harvested potatoes and washed clothes in the rivers. Every once in awhile a soccer field would
appear. A wall of huge snow-covered
mountains loomed in the distance. The
altiplano is an incredibly harsh environment that makes you feel tiny. I’m simply in awe of the people who eke out
an existence on the Bolivian altiplano.
During our Salar de Uyuni tour, we experienced the altiplano
on steroids. In the high Bolivian desert
near the Chilean border, all signs of human habitation disappear. It’s just mountains, volcanoes, a few hardy
grasses, rocks and dirt. Our last day in
Bolivia, we drove for 8 hours in that harsh, lunar landscape. The altitude ranged between 12,000’ and 15,000’. Spending the night at 14,500’ was quite an
experience (little sleep, much gasping for air). Our car came with a satellite phone and
oxygen, but fortunately we needed neither.
We saw a surprising number of vicuña grazing in the dirt, a handful of ñandu (ostrich-like birds), and one fox.
Every once in awhile we’d come across a lake, which would be filled with
flamingos, ducks, and other water birds.
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Flamingos like the sulphuric waters in the desert |
The lagunas seem otherworldly too, as they are colored with minerals such
as borax (white), sulphur (yellow), and copper (green). At 15,000’, we walked among geysers and
boiling mud pots. It was scary to hear
the loud hiss of steam all around, and to feel the vibration of all that
pressure underfoot.
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Boiling mud |
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Ruby and Neil enjoying the thermal waters |
During an entire day of travel in this super extreme altiplano,
we crossed paths with just a few vehicles.
No airplanes passed overhead. It
seemed like the quietest, most remote place on earth. I don’t know if I’ll ever be back, but I’ll
definitely never forget the altiplano.